New team. Familiar faces. Unfinished business 😤
Matchup 1: Caught Cooking vs Bilabial Stops
The league’s newest squad enters with intensity, urgency, and a loaded roster ready to serve. But you can’t have too many cooks in the kitchen when it comes to facing the Stops. Rogers and company return hungrier than ever, ready to eat that chip on their shoulder. 🧑🍳
Matchup 2: Chicken ‘n’ Wiffles vs Swingdome
That sounds like one tasty matchup! Batter up baby! 🍗
Matchup 3: Wiffle House vs West Coast Washout
The reigning champs begin their title defense against West Coast. With their new faces showing promise last year, WCW might be the ones raining on Wiffle House’s championship parade. 🌧️
The betSWB Sportsbook has arrived!!!
Strikeouts, hit totals, and a few prop bets! Is it legal? We didn’t talk to a lawyer about it, so we wouldn’t know. The league does not condone any form of gambling… but if we did, we suggest taking the over on total beers for Liam McFeely! 🍻
July 13: Inaugural In-Season Tournament
To upgrade our All-Star Game for the next decade, we are launching the In-Season Tournament on Saturday July 13th, at Cowen Park from 10am to 8pm. Your $30 entry fee gets you drafted to a one-day squad, a brand new Seattle Wiffle tanktop, a commemorative bandana, and the finest Costco catering in the North Seattle area. Plus, the winning team claims the prize pot!
Fun wrinkles include team seeding minigames, two-out innings, and short mound slugfests. Anyone who has ever played in Seattle Wiffle is eligible. Sign up now!
ChatGPT trophy for demonstration purposes only. Actual trophy subject to regulatory approval.
August 4: Hall of Fame Celebration
Let's have an August party fit for our tenth season. This year we will induct the first ten players of our Hall of Fame on the last day of the regular season, Sunday August 4th at Cowen Park. Come for the party, stay for the matchups! We will start the induction ceremony at 12:30pm, immediately followed by a grill-and-keg reception. Hall of Fame selection process coming soon!
August 25: World Series and Consolation Final
The top six will make the playoff bracket. The last three, and the two teams bounced in the first playoff round, will be in the consolation bracket. Both finals will happen on Sunday August 25th at Cowen Park, schedule TBD.
Winter: Awards Banquet and Highlight Reel
We still have awards to give out, and with some offseason to prepare we will put together an amazing highlight reel. Date and location TBD, but we will enjoy the warm memories of this summer after the darkness sets in.
