Sunday Bloody Sunday
The orange fence was sharp as barbed wire. The strike zone stood ominously, worn from years of assault. The bats leaned against the fence, ready for violence. The scarred projectiles cackled as they plotted. Dark clouds gathered as the Deputy examined his work.
He had created a killing field.
Age Before Beauty
PRESTON SAHABU, Chicken 'n' Wiffles
After a soft opening week featuring only four teams, a full eight squads were in action before the Memorial Day Break. Each matchup featured relatively new blood against a much more established opponent. Each game of each matchup ended by the mercy rule.
Since blowouts are not much fun to cover with actual recaps, the games will be presented with a series of bad headlines.
Goose egg: CNW can't get one across the pâté
Chicken 'n' Wiffles 0 || Walks with Four Balls 17
WWFB ganders around the bases
Walks With Four Balls 22 || Chicken 'n' Wiffles 6
(Not) Nice.
68ers 3 || 100% Real Juice 18
This is not a typo
100% Real Juice 37 || 68ers 6
Mercy, Mercy, Mercy
Cannonball Coming 12 || Purple Haze 2
Cannonball Adderley gets an encore
Purple Haze 3 || Cannonball Coming 13
Deuces Wild
RBI Steaks 22 || Sons of Pitches 2
Scorebook found empty, commissioner prepares for headache
Sons of Pitches || RBI Steaks [POSTPONED]
The Final Word
To the teams who had a great showing:
Keep doing what you're doing and go for that title!
To the teams who had a rough go of it:
We're going to play each other eventually, and that's going to be a ton of fun.
